I love my cat but....

Girl Weds Stray Dog

A girl was forced to marry a dog because her superstitious family thought her teeth had brought them bad luck.

Seven-year-old Shivam Munda was told to wed the stray after her upper teeth arrived before her lower teeth.

Her father Kundan, a coal miner, said it was a bad omen and had brought an "evil eye" on her and her family.

He added that by marrying the dog, she would remove the eye's spell and be free to marry a man later.

The Santhal tribal marriage ceremony was part of three days of traditional festivities in Dhanbad, a town in Bihar, eastern India.

I love Paris Hilton I wish I could be as smart as her some day

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Paris Hilton bought London nightspot
2006-02-06
Paris Hilton has bought half of her favorite London nightspot. The heiress-turned-actress is a regular at The Collection which she will co-own with Geoffrey Moore - the son of former Bond actor, Roger.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Paris loves London and whenever she's here she always goes wild for the party scene."

The Collection is also a favorite party venue for Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton.

The insider added: "This is just a start for Paris and her family would like her to make more investments in London bars."

Meanwhile, it has been revealed that Paris didn't know London was in the UK. The sexy "Simple Life" star made the shocking revelation during a pre-trial hearing for her libel case, in which she is accused of planting a fake story in America's New York Post newspaper.

The story suggested Zeta Graff, who once dated the star's former lover Paris Latsis, started a row with her in a London nightspot.

When Paris, 24, was asked if the story appeared in the UK, she replied: "No. There is stuff in London."

When her lawyer pointed out that London is in the UK, the blonde said: "Right. UK. Whatever."

I can't believe I am saying this

Oh my god Brittny actually looks good. There I said it but really she looks normal and non-trashy. Who even thought that it was possible. She looks to be a good weight I am just shocked. I guess I will have to give her a little more credit. But I guess that will come when she gets rid of that husband/leach she has.

Katie and Tom Split

Life&Style Weekly is claiming that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding and ultimately split, although sources say they're going to keep up the appearance of a relationship until their baby is born.

In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home - though sleeping in separate bedrooms - through the summer. Then, presumably, they'll announce a separation - but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes. "They'll share custody," says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie’s and the baby’s financial well-being for life. "Tom will set up Katie and the baby," adds the pal.

Holy cow boy is this surprising who would have thought that this wouldn't last. Yeah go shove that Mr. Gates she doesn't want to hang out with that dumby Tom anymore. I knew this couldn't last

The Story and the follow up

Paris Hilton recently had her entire house packed up and sent to storage while she moved into a new place. But thieves somehow broke in and made off with mounds of Hilton memorabilia. According to Paris's representative, "basic household items, two or three computers, tons and tons of clothing, and hundreds and hundreds of photos and videotapes and journals" were stolen. While none of the videotapes were like her infamous sex tape (supposedly), the rep could not say for sure if the tapes contained any nakedness and/or lesbian action like the one she made with former pal Nicole Lenz. He did say, however, that "the thing that upset her the most were her journals and her diaries - that is the most personal of the materials."

I bet that diary is some interesting reading. "Monday: woke up in a strange place. Coudn't find my clothes. Tuesday: clothes gone again. Strange tingly sensations. Smells like peanut butter. Hey! where did that gerbil come from? Wednesday: Dark in here. Cold. I may be in the refrigerator. Thursday: Note to self - next time you get naked, make sure there are no children around. Stupid grade schools."

So all that business about Paris Hilton's belongings getting stolen from a warehouse was a bit off. The items weren't stolen, but rather seized because Paris didn't pay the monthly payments on the storage unit. Everything inside ended up being sold for $2,775 to a celebrity porn broker named David Hans Schmidt and now he wants to auction everything off for $20 million.

Seeing Paris Hilton's life unfold is like watching a zany Hollywood comedy. First there's the scene where they show Paris having sex with some guy while the camera slowly zooms in on an unpaid bill that says 'Final notice' on it. Then as Paris is about to check her mail she gets sidetracked and ends up having sex in a playground. And then the movie goes from comedy to hardcore porno and you realize it's not a movie at all but you're actually watching Paris have sex in a playground.

I just really don't get this. How can someone like her have this happen. Why wouldn't she just pay for the whole thing up front. I also guess I don't understand why this girl would need a storage unit doesn't she have somewhere a little safer to house her shit.

This is for you Zach Gates

This is to clear up yesterdays post that I stated that Katie Holmes has been manipulated into motherhood.

This is for you Zach Gates I will be a stay at home mom but I am also alittle bit older than Katie and have had a great life leading up to now. I have 2 cats and have had them for 6 years. But it is possible for women to be a stay at home mother and have a career as well. I just wouldn't have someone telling me that I couldn't have a career anymore. I also have not changed my whole belief system to be with my Fiance, like Katie. I will also be waiting until I get married to have children. Do the math buddy she got knocked up before they were engaged.

For all you other people out there, if you don't like what I write then don't read it.

Be aware of this guy internet

So annoyed

Will Katie Holmes be a stay-at-home mom?

The buzz is that Tom Cruise wants his wife-to-be to focus on being a wife and a mother — not on her career. He also reportedly wants her to avoid the spotlight for a while.

“I’ve got Katie tucked away, so no one will get to us until my child is born — and until I want them to,” Cruise recently told “a friend” according to the new issue of Life & Style Weekly.

What’s more, according to the mag, the friend claims Cruise doesn’t want a repeat of his marriage to Nicole Kidman; the couple had two adopted children and also tended to their careers.

“I said [Katie's] life from now on was going to be about being a mother,” Cruise allegedly said. “I’m not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole.” Cruise’s rep denies the story

Screw that shit. No man would tell me what to do. You know if I was famous and had made a lot of money I would love to be a stay at home mom but I would want to do something with myself but unfortunately this girl has only acted so now she will get to act as mommy and be miserable because her husband is a gay boy who is demanding controling. Seriously what the fuck. He is way to old for her anyway but I guess that is so he can control her it is easier to control the young and frail.

You have to be kidding me.

Is Britney Pregnant With Baby Number Two?
Britney Spears stunned shoppers in Malibu, California, last week (27JAN06) when she clutched her belly and announced she was pregnant with her second child.

Shoppers claim the pop superstar was upset by staring fans as she browsed for furniture at high-end store Shabby Chic.

One fellow shopper, Ginny Masse, tells America's In Touch magazine, "Britney put her hands on her belly, laughed and said, 'That's right, number two!'"

Gossips in Malibu, where Spears and her family live, are convinced the Toxic singer's dreams of giving birth to a baby sister for her son Sean Preston are about to be realised.

Masse adds, "I've heard from other people in the neighbourhood that she is pregnant, and she looks it."

Meanwhile, one of Spears' closest friends tells In Touch, "Britney is definitely pregnant again. She's acting the same way she did when she was pregnant with her first child."

I am sorry about what I am ready to belt out but how can one be so trashy. Seriously, she has married a loser that she supports, asked him to marry her and bought her own damn ring. Plus can't you tell he doesn't even really like her. She obviously keeps getting knocked up for attention. Sorry but get your shit together girl.

And this one isn't even a crack head

Man calls police to report stolen drugsA Utah teenager called the police when a burglar stole a big bag of marijuana from his home.

And, after police pulled in a suspect, the 18-year-old agreed to go to the station to 'identify' the drugs.

The 'victim' was then arrested and charged with possession of drugs with intent to supply, reports the Deseret Morning News.

"He actually came and identified it as his," said Orem Police Lt. Doug Edwards. "Even the dumb criminals are generally smarter than this."

It began when police received a call from an Olem man complaining his home had been broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana stolen.

The burglar had broken a window and apparently cut himself while crawling into the home.

The Orem man told police that a 23-year-old Provo man had called him about buying the marijuana but the deal hadn't gone through.

Officers tracked the Provo man to his mother's home where they found 6oz marijuana and a pair of blood-soaked trousers.

The man was arrested and charged with burglary, theft and possession of marijuana with intent to supply

Ummm, yeah maybe him and the guy who passes out his business card should get together. They would be a winning drug team. They would have all the smarts. Oh and by the way I bet the weed he went in to identify doesn't look anything like the above picture.

GO KELLY OSBOURNE

Kelly Osbourne: Paris Hilton a ‘bad influence’ on girls!

Singer Kelly Osbourne, daughter of famous British rocker Ozzy Osbourne, has slammed heiress Paris Hilton calling her a ‘bad influence’ on pre-teen girls.

The ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ singer revealed that she was left stunned at finding an 11-year old girl trying to look like Hilton at a recent award show which she attended with her mother Sharon Osbourne.

“Me and Mum went to an awards show recently. There was a little girl there, and Mum said, ‘How old are you?’ She said, ‘I’m 11’. And she had on a mini-skirt, a tank top that barely covered her boobs, or lack thereof, four inch heels and long bleached-blonde hair. Paris Hilton is who she is,” Contactmusic quoted her, as saying.

And though Osbourne admits that Paris may not intentionally be leading young girls astray, she certainly is not the right role model for young girls who are trying to ape her sex kitten style.

“Paris doesn’t hold up a sign saying, ‘Everybody dress like me.’

But she is a bad influence,” she said.

This is super awesome and so very very true. Plus Paris is always shopping or super f'ed up. But is it truely her fault that 10 year olds look like little sluts. I don't think so I think it has to do with alot of the Celebrities out there. Unfortunately, the new fad for stars is eating disorders great thing to pass on to the young and influenced.