Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I love my cat but....

Girl Weds Stray Dog

A girl was forced to marry a dog because her superstitious family thought her teeth had brought them bad luck.

Seven-year-old Shivam Munda was told to wed the stray after her upper teeth arrived before her lower teeth.

Her father Kundan, a coal miner, said it was a bad omen and had brought an "evil eye" on her and her family.

He added that by marrying the dog, she would remove the eye's spell and be free to marry a man later.

The Santhal tribal marriage ceremony was part of three days of traditional festivities in Dhanbad, a town in Bihar, eastern India.

Monday, February 20, 2006

I love Paris Hilton I wish I could be as smart as her some day

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2006-02-06
Paris Hilton has bought half of her favorite London nightspot. The heiress-turned-actress is a regular at The Collection which she will co-own with Geoffrey Moore - the son of former Bond actor, Roger.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Paris loves London and whenever she's here she always goes wild for the party scene."

The Collection is also a favorite party venue for Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton.

The insider added: "This is just a start for Paris and her family would like her to make more investments in London bars."

Meanwhile, it has been revealed that Paris didn't know London was in the UK. The sexy "Simple Life" star made the shocking revelation during a pre-trial hearing for her libel case, in which she is accused of planting a fake story in America's New York Post newspaper.

The story suggested Zeta Graff, who once dated the star's former lover Paris Latsis, started a row with her in a London nightspot.

When Paris, 24, was asked if the story appeared in the UK, she replied: "No. There is stuff in London."

When her lawyer pointed out that London is in the UK, the blonde said: "Right. UK. Whatever."

Friday, February 17, 2006

I can't believe I am saying this

Oh my god Brittny actually looks good. There I said it but really she looks normal and non-trashy. Who even thought that it was possible. She looks to be a good weight I am just shocked. I guess I will have to give her a little more credit. But I guess that will come when she gets rid of that husband/leach she has.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Katie and Tom Split

Life&Style Weekly is claiming that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding and ultimately split, although sources say they're going to keep up the appearance of a relationship until their baby is born.

In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home - though sleeping in separate bedrooms - through the summer. Then, presumably, they'll announce a separation - but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes. "They'll share custody," says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie’s and the baby’s financial well-being for life. "Tom will set up Katie and the baby," adds the pal.

Holy cow boy is this surprising who would have thought that this wouldn't last. Yeah go shove that Mr. Gates she doesn't want to hang out with that dumby Tom anymore. I knew this couldn't last

Monday, February 13, 2006

The Story and the follow up

Paris Hilton recently had her entire house packed up and sent to storage while she moved into a new place. But thieves somehow broke in and made off with mounds of Hilton memorabilia. According to Paris's representative, "basic household items, two or three computers, tons and tons of clothing, and hundreds and hundreds of photos and videotapes and journals" were stolen. While none of the videotapes were like her infamous sex tape (supposedly), the rep could not say for sure if the tapes contained any nakedness and/or lesbian action like the one she made with former pal Nicole Lenz. He did say, however, that "the thing that upset her the most were her journals and her diaries - that is the most personal of the materials."

I bet that diary is some interesting reading. "Monday: woke up in a strange place. Coudn't find my clothes. Tuesday: clothes gone again. Strange tingly sensations. Smells like peanut butter. Hey! where did that gerbil come from? Wednesday: Dark in here. Cold. I may be in the refrigerator. Thursday: Note to self - next time you get naked, make sure there are no children around. Stupid grade schools."

So all that business about Paris Hilton's belongings getting stolen from a warehouse was a bit off. The items weren't stolen, but rather seized because Paris didn't pay the monthly payments on the storage unit. Everything inside ended up being sold for $2,775 to a celebrity porn broker named David Hans Schmidt and now he wants to auction everything off for $20 million.

Seeing Paris Hilton's life unfold is like watching a zany Hollywood comedy. First there's the scene where they show Paris having sex with some guy while the camera slowly zooms in on an unpaid bill that says 'Final notice' on it. Then as Paris is about to check her mail she gets sidetracked and ends up having sex in a playground. And then the movie goes from comedy to hardcore porno and you realize it's not a movie at all but you're actually watching Paris have sex in a playground.

I just really don't get this. How can someone like her have this happen. Why wouldn't she just pay for the whole thing up front. I also guess I don't understand why this girl would need a storage unit doesn't she have somewhere a little safer to house her shit.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

This is for you Zach Gates

This is to clear up yesterdays post that I stated that Katie Holmes has been manipulated into motherhood.

This is for you Zach Gates I will be a stay at home mom but I am also alittle bit older than Katie and have had a great life leading up to now. I have 2 cats and have had them for 6 years. But it is possible for women to be a stay at home mother and have a career as well. I just wouldn't have someone telling me that I couldn't have a career anymore. I also have not changed my whole belief system to be with my Fiance, like Katie. I will also be waiting until I get married to have children. Do the math buddy she got knocked up before they were engaged.

For all you other people out there, if you don't like what I write then don't read it.

Be aware of this guy internet

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

So annoyed

Will Katie Holmes be a stay-at-home mom?

The buzz is that Tom Cruise wants his wife-to-be to focus on being a wife and a mother — not on her career. He also reportedly wants her to avoid the spotlight for a while.

“I’ve got Katie tucked away, so no one will get to us until my child is born — and until I want them to,” Cruise recently told “a friend” according to the new issue of Life & Style Weekly.

What’s more, according to the mag, the friend claims Cruise doesn’t want a repeat of his marriage to Nicole Kidman; the couple had two adopted children and also tended to their careers.

“I said [Katie's] life from now on was going to be about being a mother,” Cruise allegedly said. “I’m not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole.” Cruise’s rep denies the story

Screw that shit. No man would tell me what to do. You know if I was famous and had made a lot of money I would love to be a stay at home mom but I would want to do something with myself but unfortunately this girl has only acted so now she will get to act as mommy and be miserable because her husband is a gay boy who is demanding controling. Seriously what the fuck. He is way to old for her anyway but I guess that is so he can control her it is easier to control the young and frail.